How to Clean WALLS

by | Aug 17, 2023 | Detailed Cleaning, House Cleaning

Ahoy, Wall Scouring Aficionados!

So, you’ve come to learn the mystical arts of wall cleansing, have ya? Fear not, mateys! Let me, the grand wall-washing wizard, teach you the secrets of freshening up those vertical surfaces and banishing the dust bunnies that lurk in plain sight. By the time we’re done, your humble abode will radiate so brilliantly that even the meanest allergy-spawning demons shall cower away! Ukraine cleaners (that’s us!) have bottled the magical elixir on how to spiffy up filthy partitions and arm you with the ultimate wand (hint: it ain’t that fancy-schmancy wall cleaning apparatus you think you need)!

The Race Against Time

Nobody wants to go spelunking for grime all day, but handling that vast canvas known as your wall isn’t always a breeze. It’s key to understand the terrain: is it flat or filled with craggy textures? Are countless knick-knacks and framed memories adorning it? Here’s a lightning-fast spell for flat or knockdown finishes, but scroll further for enchanted tricks for those textured walls.

Step 1: De-garnish those walls – evict paintings, clocks, shelves’ inhabitants and such!
Step 2: Ostrich plume prestidigitation! A.k.a., dust away with a feathery friend
Step 3: Gently shower thy walls with an all-purpose potion – but no waterfalls, please!
Step 4: Behold, the mop! Dispel dirt with this mighty sorcerer’s broom!

Hold on to your hats, folks, for I reveal the mightiest secret: the mop is our champion! Flat or microfiber, it doesn’t matter; it’ll squish and squash filth in no time. This magical method is our Pro’s tried-and-true spell for vacating homes or during our yearly wall-based seance.

Pro Tip: Now you’ve conquered the walls, onwards to mastering the cleanse of baseboards!


Streak-Banishing Incantations

Ah, the aftermath of wall-washing – the dreaded streaks! Fear not, for I have the antidote! Especially for thee, flat or satin paint wielders, who find your walls looking like a bad tie-dye job when it’s all said and done.

Pre-Wash Dust Hex

The culprit behind pesky streaks could simply be the pre-existing gunk that wasn’t evicted prior. Add that magical cleaning potion, and voilà – you’ve created a muddy mess. Worry not! Ridding them beforehand is the key to a streakless future.

  • Don’t buff like a besotted bison!

Scourging super-vehemently might rip off that painterly vestment, birthing those melancholic streaks only solvable via a fresh color dance. Glide your sudsy comrade gently on yon wall to exorcise most grime and residue.

  • Call upon a tender cleanser

Wall-faces seldom require potent potion works for cleanliness, and the sterner your liquid friend, the higher the odds of nudging the paint. Opt for a gentle, do-it-all concoction instead.

  • De-dingifying brick landscapes

Some cloistered surfaces lack painted attire. Unveiled bricks pose a dubious task, as filth nestles in every nook and cranny. From hearth to terrace, here’s the skinny.

For petite patches:

1. Conjure a paste of sodium bicarbonate and H2O; apply to bricks.
2. Let slumber for a ten-minute spell.
3. Summon a nylon-bristled scrubby dubby (give it a bit o’ elbow grease!).
4. Douse bricks with pristine aqua to banish paste remnants.


For grander expanses:

1. Whip up a half-and-half elixir of white vinegar and agua; bestow on wall.
2. Allow a ten-minute siesta.
3. Deploy a stiff-bristled sweepy to cleanse the bricks.
4. Bathe the brickscape with fresh water.


Pandemic-proofing concrete barriers

Concrete bastions sure are stalwart, but still crave an occasional scrub. Behold the steps:
1. Evict excess soot and smudge with a plume duster (for interiors) or hose (for exteriors).
2. Drop a smidgen of non-alkaline plate cleanser into a steaming pail of one-gallon water.
3. Use a microfiber shammy or swab to caress the walls with your bubbly brew, taking care to avoid a deluge.
4. For blemished walls, employ a staunch bristled brush for mark banishment.
5. Shower the wall with a final freshwater rinse.

How to spiff up bathroom walls

Bathroom walls can be drawn to aqua-doodles, grimey lines, and even the moldy monster due to their steamy surroundings. You don’t need any wizard-like contraptions or secret techniques to clean ’em up, but you can take some steps to reduce the buildup of muck and swamp vibes.

  • Throw a towel at the wall (gently) after bathtime

Run a big ol’ dry sponge across your bathroom walls after escaping the splash zone to minimize condensation and put a stopper to mold growth.

  • Bring in the fungicidal crusaders

If excess H2O is your nemesis, battle potential mold before it sets up its throne with a fungicidal cleaner. This magical potion leaves a residue that turns walls into a mold-repelling fortress.

  • Crank the extractor fan, or fling the door open

Airflow is the key to drying the watery aftermath and keeping your walls spick and span. Always let the extractor fan do its thing, or open the door like inviting a breeze for a dance.

Tip: An extractor fan is extremely important to prevent mold. But if there is already mould, don’t despair, keep calm, we know how to get rid of any kind of mold and fungi.

How to clean ceramic tile shower walls

Ceramic tiles are basically water-repellent superheroes, making them fantastic for bathrooms. When picking a cleaning sidekick, avoid acidic concoctions like vinegar. That stuff can munch through the protective layer of the tile and cause chaos. Use a cleaner designed for tiles, or mix a few drops of dish soap with a gallon of hot H2O.

To keep your grout shining bright, mix ½ cup of baking soda and ½ cup of hydrogen peroxide, then create sparkles with an old toothbrush.

How to send mold packing off your walls

If your bathroom walls have been invaded by mold, you can still save the day and keep it from striking again. Most mold species are harmless, but wearing a mask or respirator is a savvy move when tackling these fungal foes. Since mold loves damp hideouts, keeping your walls dry helps to ward off their advances.

Warning: How to clean walls tainted with the dreaded black mold.

Black mold (stachybotrys chartarum or stachybotrys atra) can be a nasty villain if it takes over. If you’re not sure what mold you’re dealing with, or if the mold situation is out of control, it’s best to assemble a team of professionals.

Pro Tip: The mighty EPA suggests handling mold removal only if it covers an area under 10 square feet.

If the mold in your kingdom is safe to battle solo, you can call upon many household allies to defeat it, like bleach, white vinegar, hydrogen peroxide, rubbing alcohol, or a fungicidal brew.

Step 1: Mix 1 part bleach with 3 parts water and drench the mold using a spray bottle
Step 2: Let the potion sit for 10-15 minutes
Step 3: Evict the mold with a scrubbing brush
Step 4: Combine white vinegar and hydrogen peroxide, then spray the area generously
Step 5: Allow the wall to air dry

Even though other cleaning wisdom tells you to avoid soaking walls, it’s important to douse mold in a cleaning solution to vanquish it effectively. If there’s some wall damage that needs fixing, it’s still better than having mold lurking about.

How to clean apartment walls

While your apartment walls have the same finish as other humble abodes, keep in mind the friendly inhabitants nearby. Steer clear of making the walls too soggy, and clean up spills ASAP to prevent drips wreaking havoc on your downstairs neighbor’s ceiling. Lay out some old towels if you’re worried about slippery spill-consequences while mopping your walls.

How to clean walls without stripping the paint

The main things to consider when removing stains from painted walls are to safeguard the paint’s finish. Two culprits can damage paint: getting it too soaked, or scrubbing with the strength of a warrior. Both can be avoided, even if it means spending extra time charming the tougher stains.

Always wring out any cloth or sponge before introducing it to the walls. Aim for a slightly damp surface, not wet. If you see watery trails, you’ve gone overboard. Pause, dab them up with a dry cloth, and carry on cautiously with less cleaning elixir.

Some paints, particularly the dark and moody ones, may leave traces on your cleaning materials, making it tricky to spot if the paint is running. When in doubt, do a test run in a hidden corner first.

Tip: find more about the dos and dont’s of cleaning painted walls

How to unveil the gleamin’ glory of your white walls

Ain’t it a bummer when your pristine white walls transform into a treasure map of grime and smudges? Fear not, for the wondrous concoction of H2O and good ol’ baking soda shall save the day!

Step 1: Drench a microfiber marvel in a bit o’ water
Step 2: Embark on a fateful dip into the land of baking soda
Step 3: Create a rhythmic spectacle of circular motions to banish blemishes from the wall
Step 4: Erase all signs of your cleaning escapades, and dry your canvas until it sings with purity

! Remember not to morph into an aggressive paint monster, lest you strip the wall of its dignified coat.

Glorious cleaning adventures for the flat-painted realm

Flat or matte paint can be as finicky as a neurotic artist. Give these delicate darlings a gentle embrace of water, or perhaps a fine dance with vinegar – but remember, a soft touch is key.

  • How to tango with latex-painted walls
    Latex paint is a forgiving fellow, welcoming a decent scrubbin’ without tears. Get your dancing partner – a sponge, perhaps – soaked in dish soap and hot water, and waltz those stains away!


  • Ode to cleanin’ oil-based painted walls
    Oil-based paint revels in the caress of dish soap or vinegar-based elixirs. Just beware the wicked clutches of ammonia – it’s a dance with danger for your oil-based friends.


  • A gentle whisper to your textured walls
    Textured walls harbor hidden worlds of grime and grit, but they also cherish their patterned forms! Treat them tenderly with a bristled brush, and gallop through high-touch battlegrounds with soapy sponges.

Before you embark on a new paintin’ journey

If ye seek to dabble in new paintventures, ensure your walls are sparkling clean prior to transformation. A gentle scrub with warm water or a dash of dish soap should suffice!

Wipe away the smidgens of crayon creativity
Ah, the young artists and their fascinating crayon murals! Fear not, for the powers of white vinegar and a trusty toothbrush shall summon clarity to your walls once more.

Exorcise cigarette smoke and fire specters

Smoke stains haunt your walls like pesky poltergeists! Banish them with a powerful potion of ammonia, vinegar, and baking soda diluted in hot water. Exercise caution, though – this concoction can be brutish to some paint finishes!

And thus concludes the saga of wondrous wall-cleanin’ adventures! Give your walls the love they deserve, and watch as they radiate with sparkling beauty, leaving your abode brimming with enchantment.

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